Här är då tanken att vi ska samla sköna filmrepliker. Roliga, tänkvärda, osv. Både från nya och gamla filmer. Jag inleder med en favorit från [url=http://www.moviezine.se/filmsidor/hittanemo.shtml:g8nj6bcl]"Hitta Nemo"[/url:g8nj6bcl]:
[i:g8nj6bcl]"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy. Come on, squishy. Come on, little squishy."[/i:g8nj6bcl]
Over the hedge
Hammy: Let's call it Steve!
Verne: Steve?
Hammy: It's a pretty name..
Hammy: But Steve is angry...
Hammy: Let's call it Steve!
Verne: Steve?
Hammy: It's a pretty name..
Hammy: But Steve is angry...
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Ur "När skinkorna tystnar", parodin på "När lammen tystnar"
Hotellägaren: "Do you like italian food?"
Gäst: "Yes I love it"
Hotellägaren: "To bad, I made tacos."
Hotellägaren: "Do you like italian food?"
Gäst: "Yes I love it"
Hotellägaren: "To bad, I made tacos."
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Från Shawshank Redemption.
[i:36e5qvrv]Get busy living, or get busy dying.[/i:36e5qvrv]
[i:36e5qvrv]Get busy living, or get busy dying.[/i:36e5qvrv]
Från O brother, were art thou?
Pete: You stole from my kin!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Who was fixin' to betray us.
Pete: You didn't know that at the time.
Ulysses Everett McGill: So I borrowed it until I did know.
Pete: That don't make no sense!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart
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Pete: You stole from my kin!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Who was fixin' to betray us.
Pete: You didn't know that at the time.
Ulysses Everett McGill: So I borrowed it until I did know.
Pete: That don't make no sense!
Ulysses Everett McGill: Pete, it's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart
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Army of darkness:
Shop smart, shop S-Mart
Fletch lives:
Man on Computer: Who are you?
Fletch: Hello, I'm Peter Lemon-Jello and they told me to tell you your house is on fire.
Man on Computer: Thank you!! Good bless you!!
Fletch: [to himself] Thank you for beliving this shit!
Cindy Mae: Oh Lord, what was that?
Fletch: We just clipped a Piper Cub. Pilot's okay, I just saw him parachuting.
Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
Fletch: I don't even know your name.
Ben Dover: Bend over.
Fletch: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.
Fletch: Some spackel and napalm and this will be a nice maosoleoum.
Traffic:
Montel Gordon: I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a beach just like that.
Ray Castro: Cool, man. He treat you good?
Loaded weapon 1:
Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.
Vill man ha sköna oneliners bör man kolla på Fletch 1&2, gamla visst, men helt underbara.
Chevy är en av SNL:s bästa komiker genom tiderna.
Shop smart, shop S-Mart
Fletch lives:
Man on Computer: Who are you?
Fletch: Hello, I'm Peter Lemon-Jello and they told me to tell you your house is on fire.
Man on Computer: Thank you!! Good bless you!!
Fletch: [to himself] Thank you for beliving this shit!
Cindy Mae: Oh Lord, what was that?
Fletch: We just clipped a Piper Cub. Pilot's okay, I just saw him parachuting.
Ben Dover: Take your pants off.
Fletch: I don't even know your name.
Ben Dover: Bend over.
Fletch: Ben? Nice to meet you, Victor Hugo.
Fletch: Some spackel and napalm and this will be a nice maosoleoum.
Traffic:
Montel Gordon: I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a beach just like that.
Ray Castro: Cool, man. He treat you good?
Loaded weapon 1:
Jack Colt: Who are you?
Mr. Jigsaw: I'm your worst nightmare.
Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, allright, so I'm not actually your worst nightmare. But I am right up there.
Vill man ha sköna oneliners bör man kolla på Fletch 1&2, gamla visst, men helt underbara.
Chevy är en av SNL:s bästa komiker genom tiderna.
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300
Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
King Leonidas: [tänker för sig själv] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas drar svärdet mot budbärarens hals]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA!
King Leonidas: Spartans! Prepare for glory!
Daxos: Glory? Have you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death!
King Leonidas: It's an easy choice for us, Arcadian! Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender! Go spread the word. Let every Greek assembled know the truth of this. Let each among them search his own soul. And while your at it, search your own.
Och sen en gammal favorit som jag aldrig glömmer bort
Sam: Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!
Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!
Messenger: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king.
King Leonidas: [tänker för sig själv] "Earth and water"?
[Leonidas drar svärdet mot budbärarens hals]
Messenger: Madman! You're a madman!
King Leonidas: Earth and water? You'll find plenty of both down there.
Messenger: No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!
King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA!
King Leonidas: Spartans! Prepare for glory!
Daxos: Glory? Have you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death!
King Leonidas: It's an easy choice for us, Arcadian! Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender! Go spread the word. Let every Greek assembled know the truth of this. Let each among them search his own soul. And while your at it, search your own.
Och sen en gammal favorit som jag aldrig glömmer bort
Sam: Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!
Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!
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Shaun of the Dead:
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?
Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!
Shaun: [about Ed] He's not my boyfriend!
Ed: [handing beer to Shaun] It might be a bit warm, the cooler's off.
Shaun: Thanks, babe.
[winks]
Ed: [pulls the car up] What's up, niggas?
Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed: Fuck, yeah!
Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?
Ed: Hey, Shaun, look who it is!
Shaun: FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO!
Shaun: [about Ed] He's not my boyfriend!
Ed: [handing beer to Shaun] It might be a bit warm, the cooler's off.
Shaun: Thanks, babe.
[winks]
Ed: [pulls the car up] What's up, niggas?
Pete: It's four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It's Saturday!
Pete: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY?
Ed: Fuck, yeah!
Finns några sköna i kalkonen Striptease också.
Darrell Grant: Howdy partygores!
Har nämnt det i en annnan tråd.
Men när en helt nerknarkad Robert Patrick(Darrell Grant) hälsar på hos en vaselininsmord Burt Reynolds(Congressman David Dilbeck) med den repliken på hans lustjakt så tjatar jag gärna en gång till.
Darrell Grant: Hey, are you that guy from Price is Right?
Congressman David Dilbeck: No! I'm Congressman David Dilbeck!
Darrell Grant: Congressman? No shit! Well, I steal wheelchairs, so we got a lot in common.
Darrell Grant: Howdy partygores!
Har nämnt det i en annnan tråd.
Men när en helt nerknarkad Robert Patrick(Darrell Grant) hälsar på hos en vaselininsmord Burt Reynolds(Congressman David Dilbeck) med den repliken på hans lustjakt så tjatar jag gärna en gång till.
Darrell Grant: Hey, are you that guy from Price is Right?
Congressman David Dilbeck: No! I'm Congressman David Dilbeck!
Darrell Grant: Congressman? No shit! Well, I steal wheelchairs, so we got a lot in common.
[quote="Raggkola":jjepfnnq]Haha jag gillar
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
från Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Mycket rolig replik från en skönt skruvad rulle.
För några år sedan svår att få tag på, men nu går den väl nästan att köpa på varje större bensinmack.
Tobey Maguire i en udda biroll.
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
från Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
[/quote:jjepfnnq]Mycket rolig replik från en skönt skruvad rulle.
För några år sedan svår att få tag på, men nu går den väl nästan att köpa på varje större bensinmack.
Tobey Maguire i en udda biroll.
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Hahhah Fear & Loathing är så sjukt underbar.
Från ett päron till farsa firar jul.
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
Från [b:o5tjf1if]Casino[/b:o5tjf1if]
Amy: I don't want to go to Europe. I want to go see The Elephant Man.
Lester: We're not gonna go see any fuckin' elephants, okay?
Amy: I don't want to go to Europe. I want to go see The Elephant Man.
Lester: We're not gonna go see any fuckin' elephants, okay?
Från [i:25lno1rw]Once Upon a Time in the West[/i:25lno1rw]:
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
Från Sin City: [i:d2nkrlqu]Modern cars - they all look like electric shavers.[/i:d2nkrlqu]
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[i:h1lcdz0x]What did you do, wake up this morning and say, "Today, I'm going to ruin a man's life"? [/i:h1lcdz0x](Romancing the stone)
[i:h1lcdz0x]This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences. [/i:h1lcdz0x](Not another teen movie)
[i:h1lcdz0x]What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavoured nipples? [/i:h1lcdz0x](Ten things I hate about you)
[i:h1lcdz0x]He hooffed und he poooffed und he... signed an eviction notice. [/i:h1lcdz0x](Shrek)
[i:h1lcdz0x]If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.[/i:h1lcdz0x] (Ace Ventura - Pet Detective)
Alex: [i:h1lcdz0x]Sucker weighs a goddang ton.
[/i:h1lcdz0x]Evelyn: [i:h1lcdz0x]Alex, watch your language! [/i:h1lcdz0x]
Alex: [i:h1lcdz0x]Rather weighty, this.[/i:h1lcdz0x]
(The Mummy Returns)
[i:h1lcdz0x]We are so much more complicated than our names. [/i:h1lcdz0x](Dracula 2000)
Lyle: [i:h1lcdz0x]Hey! The important thing, N'Dugo, is that I was outnumbered. [/i:h1lcdz0x]
N'Dugo: [in Swahili] [i:h1lcdz0x]It's easy to be outnumbered when you're a zero.[/i:h1lcdz0x]
(George of the Jungle)
[i:h1lcdz0x]Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? [/i:h1lcdz0x](Pirates of the Caibbean 2)
[i:h1lcdz0x]Happiness is only real when shared [/i:h1lcdz0x](Into the wild)
ojj..blev lite mycket XD men har en word fil full med citat..haha
[i:h1lcdz0x]This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences. [/i:h1lcdz0x](Not another teen movie)
[i:h1lcdz0x]What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavoured nipples? [/i:h1lcdz0x](Ten things I hate about you)
[i:h1lcdz0x]He hooffed und he poooffed und he... signed an eviction notice. [/i:h1lcdz0x](Shrek)
[i:h1lcdz0x]If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.[/i:h1lcdz0x] (Ace Ventura - Pet Detective)
Alex: [i:h1lcdz0x]Sucker weighs a goddang ton.
[/i:h1lcdz0x]Evelyn: [i:h1lcdz0x]Alex, watch your language! [/i:h1lcdz0x]
Alex: [i:h1lcdz0x]Rather weighty, this.[/i:h1lcdz0x]
(The Mummy Returns)
[i:h1lcdz0x]We are so much more complicated than our names. [/i:h1lcdz0x](Dracula 2000)
Lyle: [i:h1lcdz0x]Hey! The important thing, N'Dugo, is that I was outnumbered. [/i:h1lcdz0x]
N'Dugo: [in Swahili] [i:h1lcdz0x]It's easy to be outnumbered when you're a zero.[/i:h1lcdz0x]
(George of the Jungle)
[i:h1lcdz0x]Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? [/i:h1lcdz0x](Pirates of the Caibbean 2)
[i:h1lcdz0x]Happiness is only real when shared [/i:h1lcdz0x](Into the wild)
ojj..blev lite mycket XD men har en word fil full med citat..haha
Det finns många filmer som är fulla med klockrena citat. Dessa två är i från Shawshank Redemption:
Red: Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
Red: Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.
Red: Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
Red: Forty years I been asking permission to piss. I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.
En skön dialogscen från [b:1gsf7vd0]De Omutbara[/b:1gsf7vd0]
Malone: Why do you want to be a police officer?
Williamson: To protect the... people and the... p...
Malone: I'm not looking for the textbook answer. Why do you want to join the force.
Williamson: The force?
Malone: Yeah, why do you want to join the force.
Williamson: Because... I...
Malone: Yeah?
Williamson: ...think I could help.
Malone: You think you could help.
Williamson: ...with the force.
Malone: Thank you very much, you've been most helpful.
Malone: There goes the next chief of police.
Malone: Why do you want to be a police officer?
Williamson: To protect the... people and the... p...
Malone: I'm not looking for the textbook answer. Why do you want to join the force.
Williamson: The force?
Malone: Yeah, why do you want to join the force.
Williamson: Because... I...
Malone: Yeah?
Williamson: ...think I could help.
Malone: You think you could help.
Williamson: ...with the force.
Malone: Thank you very much, you've been most helpful.
Malone: There goes the next chief of police.
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En liten dialog från Reservoir Dogs ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105236/ )
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that
[i:3gqmuwf7]"Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass."[/i:3gqmuwf7]
- Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction.
- Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction.
"Son of a bitch must pay."
Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China.
Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China.