Här är då tanken att vi ska samla sköna filmrepliker. Roliga, tänkvärda, osv. Både från nya och gamla filmer. Jag inleder med en favorit från [url=http://www.moviezine.se/filmsidor/hittanemo.shtml:g8nj6bcl]"Hitta Nemo"[/url:g8nj6bcl]:
[i:g8nj6bcl]"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy. Come on, squishy. Come on, little squishy."[/i:g8nj6bcl]
Reservoir dogs!
#1: U killed any one?
#2: Yeah 3 cops!
#1: Okey. But no real people?
#2: Nope
#1: U killed any one?
#2: Yeah 3 cops!
#1: Okey. But no real people?
#2: Nope
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Från [b:2igj876j]Memento:[/b:2igj876j]
[b:2igj876j]Leonard Shelby[/b:2igj876j]: I take it I've told you about my condition.
[b:2igj876j]Teddy[/b:2igj876j]: Only every time I see ya.
[b:2igj876j]Leonard Shelby[/b:2igj876j]: I take it I've told you about my condition.
[b:2igj876j]Teddy[/b:2igj876j]: Only every time I see ya.
Trainspotting: [i:1x35js4f]I got balls like fucking watermelons i tell you![/i:1x35js4f]
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Bröderna Grimm.
Will Grimm: General, you keep working with Cavaldi, this country won't be yours much longer. He panics.
Cavaldi: The great Cavaldi NEVER panics!
[a small kitten rubs against his foot; he shrieks and kicks it into a fan]
Angelika: Not even the animals would drink from that stream.
[Dax and Letorc, who have been drinking it, spit out the water]
Letorc, Dax: Merde!
[Then they realize that they are pretending to be German]
Letorc, Dax: I mean, Scheiße!
Cavaldi: Ich! Eik! Ick! How can you speak in this language? Every word is like an execution.
Jacob Grimm: [about the Mirror Queen] She's still there, Will! She's still alive!
Will Grimm: What, for five hundred years?
Jacob Grimm: Yeah, but they haven't been kind, I can tell you that, Will!
[Yelling at Jake up in the tower while being chased by a woodsman with an ax]
Will Grimm: Jacob Grimm, you bed-wetting piss bucket!
Will Grimm: General, you keep working with Cavaldi, this country won't be yours much longer. He panics.
Cavaldi: The great Cavaldi NEVER panics!
[a small kitten rubs against his foot; he shrieks and kicks it into a fan]
Angelika: Not even the animals would drink from that stream.
[Dax and Letorc, who have been drinking it, spit out the water]
Letorc, Dax: Merde!
[Then they realize that they are pretending to be German]
Letorc, Dax: I mean, Scheiße!
Cavaldi: Ich! Eik! Ick! How can you speak in this language? Every word is like an execution.
Jacob Grimm: [about the Mirror Queen] She's still there, Will! She's still alive!
Will Grimm: What, for five hundred years?
Jacob Grimm: Yeah, but they haven't been kind, I can tell you that, Will!
[Yelling at Jake up in the tower while being chased by a woodsman with an ax]
Will Grimm: Jacob Grimm, you bed-wetting piss bucket!
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[u:28pf086f][b:28pf086f]The Thing[/b:28pf086f][/u:28pf086f]
Clark: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
Clark: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
[b:2noddj8b]Seinfeld (något avsnitt)[/b:2noddj8b]
[b:2noddj8b]Newman:[/b:2noddj8b] Well, don't look at me!
[b:2noddj8b]Kramer:[/b:2noddj8b] I'm looking right at you, big daddy!!
[b:2noddj8b]Newman:[/b:2noddj8b] Well, don't look at me!
[b:2noddj8b]Kramer:[/b:2noddj8b] I'm looking right at you, big daddy!!
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Dead man från 1995 är en guldgruva med grymma scener och citat. Här kommer två av favoriterna.
William Blake: What is your name?
Nobody: My name is Nobody.
William Blake: Excuse me?
Nobody: My name is Exaybachay. He Who Talks Loud, Saying Nothing.
William Blake: He who talks... I thought you said your name was Nobody.
Nobody: I preferred to be called Nobody.
Nobody: I was then taken east, in a cage. I was taken to Toronto. Then Philadelphia. And then to New York. And each time I arrived at another city, somehow the white men had moved all their people there ahead of me. Each new city contained the same white people as the last, and I could not understand how a whole city of people could be moved so quickly.
William Blake: What is your name?
Nobody: My name is Nobody.
William Blake: Excuse me?
Nobody: My name is Exaybachay. He Who Talks Loud, Saying Nothing.
William Blake: He who talks... I thought you said your name was Nobody.
Nobody: I preferred to be called Nobody.
Nobody: I was then taken east, in a cage. I was taken to Toronto. Then Philadelphia. And then to New York. And each time I arrived at another city, somehow the white men had moved all their people there ahead of me. Each new city contained the same white people as the last, and I could not understand how a whole city of people could be moved so quickly.
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[b:2qq0vgam]Pulp Fiction[/b:2qq0vgam]
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here. [/i]
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here. [/i]
Den bästa repliken någonsin är från [b:284ygd0f]Reservoir Dogs[/b:284ygd0f].
Joe: [i:284ygd0f]Here are your names. Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink. [/i:284ygd0f]
Mr. Pink: [i:284ygd0f]Why am I Mr. Pink?[/i:284ygd0f]
Joe: [i:284ygd0f]Because you're a faggot, alright?![/i:284ygd0f]
Joe: [i:284ygd0f]Here are your names. Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink. [/i:284ygd0f]
Mr. Pink: [i:284ygd0f]Why am I Mr. Pink?[/i:284ygd0f]
Joe: [i:284ygd0f]Because you're a faggot, alright?![/i:284ygd0f]
[i:2htunvmv]You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?[/i:2htunvmv]
- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of The Caribbean.
[i:2htunvmv]In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.[/i:2htunvmv]
- Calo, The Godfather.
[i:2htunvmv]Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.[/i:2htunvmv]
- Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather.
[i:2htunvmv]My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.[/i:2htunvmv]
- Marla Singer, Fight Club.
[i:2htunvmv]All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.[/i:2htunvmv]
- Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver.
- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of The Caribbean.
[i:2htunvmv]In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.[/i:2htunvmv]
- Calo, The Godfather.
[i:2htunvmv]Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.[/i:2htunvmv]
- Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather.
[i:2htunvmv]My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.[/i:2htunvmv]
- Marla Singer, Fight Club.
[i:2htunvmv]All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.[/i:2htunvmv]
- Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver.
"Usually i kill for money, but you´re my friend.. I kill you for nothing"
Vette fan filmen
men skön replik !
Vette fan filmen
men skön replik !
[quote="Voldo":3qamblfy][i:3qamblfy]You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?[/i:3qamblfy]
- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of The Caribbean.
.[/quote:3qamblfy]
Underbart!
- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of The Caribbean.
.[/quote:3qamblfy]
Underbart!
[i:3823zbf5]I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.[/i:3823zbf5]
- Tony Montana, Scarface
[i:3823zbf5]This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.[/i:3823zbf5]
- Tony Montana, Scarface
[i:3823zbf5]I have introduced myself. You have introduced yourself. This is a very good conversation.[/i:3823zbf5]
- Katsamuto, The Last Samurai
[i:3823zbf5]You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived.[/i:3823zbf5]
- Cheyenne, Once Upon a Time in The West
[i:3823zbf5]If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls![/i:3823zbf5]
- Chris, Team America: World Police
- Tony Montana, Scarface
[i:3823zbf5]This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.[/i:3823zbf5]
- Tony Montana, Scarface
[i:3823zbf5]I have introduced myself. You have introduced yourself. This is a very good conversation.[/i:3823zbf5]
- Katsamuto, The Last Samurai
[i:3823zbf5]You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived.[/i:3823zbf5]
- Cheyenne, Once Upon a Time in The West
[i:3823zbf5]If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls![/i:3823zbf5]
- Chris, Team America: World Police
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[b:3sulcnhb]The Dark Knight[/b:3sulcnhb]
Batman: [i:3sulcnhb]Let her go![/i:3sulcnhb]
Joker: [i:3sulcnhb]Oo, three poor choice of words![/i:3sulcnhb]
Batman: [i:3sulcnhb]Let her go![/i:3sulcnhb]
Joker: [i:3sulcnhb]Oo, three poor choice of words![/i:3sulcnhb]
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I princip allt som Sgt. Hartman gormar i full metal jacket är ju 100% klockrent! 
En skön replik säger De Niro i Once Upon a Time in America:
[i:26fthkjw]We're not asking you to taking orders. We telling you.[/i:26fthkjw]
[i:26fthkjw]We're not asking you to taking orders. We telling you.[/i:26fthkjw]
Här är en från Skenbart.
[i:aengqbvd]Jag säger som min gamla mamma, hon var så festlig, hon sa alltid: "Med en son som dig har man aldrig roligt." [/i:aengqbvd]
[i:aengqbvd]Jag säger som min gamla mamma, hon var så festlig, hon sa alltid: "Med en son som dig har man aldrig roligt." [/i:aengqbvd]
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Jag säger bara en sak;
Clerks 2: "One ring to rule them all...". - Elias
Har man sett filmen fattar man.
Clerks 2: "One ring to rule them all...". - Elias
Har man sett filmen fattar man.
Detta är bra från [i:13t4gcj1]Inland Empire[/i:13t4gcj1]:
Neighbour: Yes. Me, I... I can't seem to remember if it's today, two days from now, or yesterday. I suppose if it was 9:45, I'd think it was after midnight! For instance, if today was tomorrow, you wouldn't even remember that you owed on an unpaid bill. Actions do have consequences. And yet, there is the magic. If it was tomorrow, you would be sitting over there.
Neighbour: Yes. Me, I... I can't seem to remember if it's today, two days from now, or yesterday. I suppose if it was 9:45, I'd think it was after midnight! For instance, if today was tomorrow, you wouldn't even remember that you owed on an unpaid bill. Actions do have consequences. And yet, there is the magic. If it was tomorrow, you would be sitting over there.