Här är då tanken att vi ska samla sköna filmrepliker. Roliga, tänkvärda, osv. Både från nya och gamla filmer. Jag inleder med en favorit från [url=http://www.moviezine.se/filmsidor/hittanemo.shtml:g8nj6bcl]"Hitta Nemo"[/url:g8nj6bcl]:
[i:g8nj6bcl]"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy. Come on, squishy. Come on, little squishy."[/i:g8nj6bcl]
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Måste fan kolla på den filmen nu bara för det.... klockan 2 på natten.
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[b:30nt1llq]Lance[/b:30nt1llq]: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?
[b:30nt1llq]Vincent Vega[/b:30nt1llq]: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?
[b:30nt1llq]Lance[/b:30nt1llq]: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
[b:30nt1llq]Pulp Fiction[/b:30nt1llq]
[b:30nt1llq]Vincent Vega[/b:30nt1llq]: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?
[b:30nt1llq]Lance[/b:30nt1llq]: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
[b:30nt1llq]Pulp Fiction[/b:30nt1llq]
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Ballpark är det ja 
,ajja drar en quote oxå.
[b:2fg8ytyj]Esteban Vihaio[/b:2fg8ytyj]: Bill shot you in the head, no?
[b:2fg8ytyj]The Bride[/b:2fg8ytyj]: Yes.
[b:2fg8ytyj]Esteban Vihaio[/b:2fg8ytyj]: I would've been much nicer. I would've just cut your face.
,ajja drar en quote oxå.[b:2fg8ytyj]Esteban Vihaio[/b:2fg8ytyj]: Bill shot you in the head, no?
[b:2fg8ytyj]The Bride[/b:2fg8ytyj]: Yes.
[b:2fg8ytyj]Esteban Vihaio[/b:2fg8ytyj]: I would've been much nicer. I would've just cut your face.
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Citat ur Pulp Fiction:
"If Butch goes to Indokina, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap up his ass"
"If Butch goes to Indokina, I want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap up his ass"
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"And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage."
"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence."
/ A Clockwork Orange
"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence."
/ A Clockwork Orange
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Walter: This was a valued rug?
Dude: Yeah man... it really tied the room together.
Walter: This was a valued uh...
Donny: What tied the room together, Dude?
Dude: My rug.
Walter: Were you listening to the Dude's story, Donny?
Donny: I was bowling.
Walter: So you have no frames of references here, Donny. You're like a child that wanders in the middle of the movie...
Dude: Walter, what's the point, man?
Walter: There's no reason, here's my point, Dude. There is no FUCKIN reason why these two should...
Donny: Yeah, Walter. What's your point?
Walter: HUH!?
Dude: Look! We all know who the fault is so WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!??
Walter: We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
Dude: My rug.
Walter: FORGET IT DONNY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
Dude: Walter, the China Man who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!??
Walter: The China Man is NOT THE ISSUE HERE, DUDE! I'm talking about drawing a LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! Across this line, YOU DO NOT! Also Dude, the china man is not the correct word. Asian-American, please.
Dude: Walter, this isn't the guy who built the railroads here...
Hihi det blev rätt långt... Iaf, älskar filmen
Dude: Yeah man... it really tied the room together.
Walter: This was a valued uh...
Donny: What tied the room together, Dude?
Dude: My rug.
Walter: Were you listening to the Dude's story, Donny?
Donny: I was bowling.
Walter: So you have no frames of references here, Donny. You're like a child that wanders in the middle of the movie...
Dude: Walter, what's the point, man?
Walter: There's no reason, here's my point, Dude. There is no FUCKIN reason why these two should...
Donny: Yeah, Walter. What's your point?
Walter: HUH!?
Dude: Look! We all know who the fault is so WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!??
Walter: We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
Dude: My rug.
Walter: FORGET IT DONNY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!
Dude: Walter, the China Man who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!??
Walter: The China Man is NOT THE ISSUE HERE, DUDE! I'm talking about drawing a LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! Across this line, YOU DO NOT! Also Dude, the china man is not the correct word. Asian-American, please.
Dude: Walter, this isn't the guy who built the railroads here...
Hihi det blev rätt långt... Iaf, älskar filmen
Klockrent, är ordet för denna;
"[b:1rqe8eu9][color=red:1rqe8eu9=red:1rqe8eu9]Jimmie Dimmick[/color:1rqe8eu9][/b:1rqe8eu9] : I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
[b:1rqe8eu9]Jules Winnfield[/b:1rqe8eu9] : Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
[b:1rqe8eu9][color=red:1rqe8eu9=red:1rqe8eu9]Jimmie Dimmick[/color:1rqe8eu9][/b:1rqe8eu9] : No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
[b:1rqe8eu9]Jules Winnfield[/b:1rqe8eu9] : Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
[b:1rqe8eu9][color=red:1rqe8eu9=red:1rqe8eu9]Jimmie Dimmick[/color:1rqe8eu9][/b:1rqe8eu9] : Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
[b:1rqe8eu9]Jules Winnfield[/b:1rqe8eu9] : [pause] No. I didn't.
[b:1rqe8eu9][color=red:1rqe8eu9=red:1rqe8eu9]Jimmie Dimmick[/color:1rqe8eu9][/b:1rqe8eu9] : You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
[b:1rqe8eu9]Jules Winnfield[/b:1rqe8eu9] : Why?
[b:1rqe8eu9][color=red:1rqe8eu9=red:1rqe8eu9]Jimmie Dimmick[/color:1rqe8eu9][/b:1rqe8eu9] : 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
"[b:1rqe8eu9][color=red:1rqe8eu9=red:1rqe8eu9]Jimmie Dimmick[/color:1rqe8eu9][/b:1rqe8eu9] : I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
[b:1rqe8eu9]Jules Winnfield[/b:1rqe8eu9] : Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
[b:1rqe8eu9][color=red:1rqe8eu9=red:1rqe8eu9]Jimmie Dimmick[/color:1rqe8eu9][/b:1rqe8eu9] : No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
[b:1rqe8eu9]Jules Winnfield[/b:1rqe8eu9] : Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
[b:1rqe8eu9][color=red:1rqe8eu9=red:1rqe8eu9]Jimmie Dimmick[/color:1rqe8eu9][/b:1rqe8eu9] : Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage?"
[b:1rqe8eu9]Jules Winnfield[/b:1rqe8eu9] : [pause] No. I didn't.
[b:1rqe8eu9][color=red:1rqe8eu9=red:1rqe8eu9]Jimmie Dimmick[/color:1rqe8eu9][/b:1rqe8eu9] : You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
[b:1rqe8eu9]Jules Winnfield[/b:1rqe8eu9] : Why?
[b:1rqe8eu9][color=red:1rqe8eu9=red:1rqe8eu9]Jimmie Dimmick[/color:1rqe8eu9][/b:1rqe8eu9] : 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
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Old Indian: Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
Natural Born Killers
Natural Born Killers
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Jag efterlyser filmcitat på svenska!
Även om vissa citat gör sig bäst på originalspråket vore det säkert trevligt för de med begränsade kunskaper i engelska att få ånjuta några på svenska.
Detta är dock ingen tillsägelse eller tillrättelse utan en önskan och efterlysning
Även om vissa citat gör sig bäst på originalspråket vore det säkert trevligt för de med begränsade kunskaper i engelska att få ånjuta några på svenska.
Detta är dock ingen tillsägelse eller tillrättelse utan en önskan och efterlysning
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Jag tar nog en engelsk, kanske nån svensk senare, men en ur Sagan om ringen nu:
[b:2p1djp6r]Pippin[/b:2p1djp6r]: "Anyway, you need people of intelegens to this sort of mission...quest...thing!"
[b:2p1djp6r]Merry[/b:2p1djp6r]: "Well that rules you out, Pip."
[b:2p1djp6r]Elrond[/b:2p1djp6r]: "Nine companions...so be it. You shall be the felloship of the Ring!"
[b:2p1djp6r]Pippin[/b:2p1djp6r]: Great! Where are we going??"
[b:2p1djp6r]Pippin[/b:2p1djp6r]: "Anyway, you need people of intelegens to this sort of mission...quest...thing!"
[b:2p1djp6r]Merry[/b:2p1djp6r]: "Well that rules you out, Pip."
[b:2p1djp6r]Elrond[/b:2p1djp6r]: "Nine companions...so be it. You shall be the felloship of the Ring!"
[b:2p1djp6r]Pippin[/b:2p1djp6r]: Great! Where are we going??"
De är ju klurigare o tänka ut nån bra svensk ju >.<
[quote="Robin":ds8hq77c]"Hippiekayey incestbedrivna sexgalning" 
Bruce Willis , Die hard 1, 2...[/quote:ds8hq77c]
Hehe! Den funkar nog bäst på orginalspråk!
Bruce Willis , Die hard 1, 2...[/quote:ds8hq77c]
Hehe! Den funkar nog bäst på orginalspråk!
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En bra svensk här, ur "Beck - Öga För Öga".
Gunvald: "Jag blev också mobbad som liten. Inte fan stack jag ut ögorna på folk."
Lena: "Vad blev du mobbad för?"
Gunvald: "Jag hade så stor k*k."
Haha
Gunvald: "Jag blev också mobbad som liten. Inte fan stack jag ut ögorna på folk."
Lena: "Vad blev du mobbad för?"
Gunvald: "Jag hade så stor k*k."
Haha
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"Strandvaskaren" har en ganska kul replik. Det har kommit fram att XX är mördaren, men blåsta blondinen Therese (Jenny Ulving) har något svårt att acceptera saken.
Therese: "Jag kan prata med XX".
Sara: "XX dödar människor, Therese, vad ska ni prata om?"
"Populärmusik från Vittula" är full med galna citat, i övrigt en sjukt rolig film som påminner en hel del om "Smala Sussie", rekommenderas!
Matti: "Farfar? Farfar?? Är du död?!"
Farfar vaknar till, aspackad: "Jag vet inte..."
Therese: "Jag kan prata med XX".
Sara: "XX dödar människor, Therese, vad ska ni prata om?"
"Populärmusik från Vittula" är full med galna citat, i övrigt en sjukt rolig film som påminner en hel del om "Smala Sussie", rekommenderas!
Matti: "Farfar? Farfar?? Är du död?!"
Farfar vaknar till, aspackad: "Jag vet inte..."
storm of the century!
-you tricked us!
- pehaps you tricked yourself
-you tricked us!
- pehaps you tricked yourself
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HIHI,många bra repliker här!
En annan bra replik från herr Willis i Die Hard måst vara:
"A Million Bad Guys In The World And I Got To Kill One With Feet Smaller Then My Sister"
"A Million Bad Guys In The World And I Got To Kill One With Feet Smaller Then My Sister"