Här är då tanken att vi ska samla sköna filmrepliker. Roliga, tänkvärda, osv. Både från nya och gamla filmer. Jag inleder med en favorit från [url=http://www.moviezine.se/filmsidor/hittanemo.shtml:g8nj6bcl]"Hitta Nemo"[/url:g8nj6bcl]:
[i:g8nj6bcl]"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy. Come on, squishy. Come on, little squishy."[/i:g8nj6bcl]
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Jag misslyckas totalt med att se det roliga i det där citatet
Skulle tippa att det har med och göra att Tourettes Syndrom får en att svära hejdlöst och göt helt plötsligt... och ja... nej, så roligt var det inte...
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den replik ja har under e från The Long kiss Goodnight o de e den stencoole Samuel L Jackson som har den, 
Jag gillar Guy Ritchies dialoger i hans filmer.
Här är en från Lock Stock : ¨
"-What's that?
-It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
-No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fucking rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.
-You want a pint, you go to the pub.
-This is a pub!
-It's a Samoan pub.
Sen finns det flera från Snatch :
[Tyrone har just backat in i en van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind."
Ett till :
"Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?"
Ett sista :
"
Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?"
Finns en massa, mina favvocitat är från Pulp Fiction men de flesta från den filmen är nog uppskrivna redan.
Här är en från Lock Stock : ¨
"-What's that?
-It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
-No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fucking rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.
-You want a pint, you go to the pub.
-This is a pub!
-It's a Samoan pub.
Sen finns det flera från Snatch :
[Tyrone har just backat in i en van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind."
Ett till :
"Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?"
Ett sista :
"
Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a fucking tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?"
Finns en massa, mina favvocitat är från Pulp Fiction men de flesta från den filmen är nog uppskrivna redan.
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Jay & Silent Bob quotes skulle jag kunna hålla på med i flera dagar.
Från Clerks:
När Dante har skjutit ner den enda bandybollen från taket
DANTE: Are there any balls down there!?
JAY: About the biggest pair you've ever seen!
Från Clerks och J&SBSB:
JAY: Fuck, fuck, fuck, motha motha fuck, motha motha fuck fuck, mothafuck mothafuck, noinch noinch noinch. One, two, one two three four, noinch noinch noinch, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers beers beers, rollin' fatties smokin' blunt. Who smokes the blunt? We smoke the blunt rollin' blunts and smokin'em.
SOME KID: Eeeh, let me get a nicklebag (hasch alltså).
JAY: Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe
My jungle love!, oioio, I guess I wanna know ya, yeah what!?
När dom har snott en apa som blir snodd, säger Jay...
JAY: Man, who the fuck just steals a monkey!?
Fast det med ungen och Jungle Love är bara från J&SBSB.
Aja, nu blev jag trött. Kan kopiera in fler från imdb nån gång för dom här skrev jag bara på rak arm.
Från Clerks:
När Dante har skjutit ner den enda bandybollen från taket
DANTE: Are there any balls down there!?
JAY: About the biggest pair you've ever seen!
Från Clerks och J&SBSB:
JAY: Fuck, fuck, fuck, motha motha fuck, motha motha fuck fuck, mothafuck mothafuck, noinch noinch noinch. One, two, one two three four, noinch noinch noinch, smokin' weed, smokin' weed, doin' coke drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers beers beers, rollin' fatties smokin' blunt. Who smokes the blunt? We smoke the blunt rollin' blunts and smokin'em.
SOME KID: Eeeh, let me get a nicklebag (hasch alltså).
JAY: Fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe
My jungle love!, oioio, I guess I wanna know ya, yeah what!?
När dom har snott en apa som blir snodd, säger Jay...
JAY: Man, who the fuck just steals a monkey!?
Fast det med ungen och Jungle Love är bara från J&SBSB.
Aja, nu blev jag trött. Kan kopiera in fler från imdb nån gång för dom här skrev jag bara på rak arm.
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[b:2y2jrade]Gladiator[/b:2y2jrade]
Maximus: I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
Commodus: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?
Maximus: You must know. He was your father.
Commodus: You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother
[b:2y2jrade]Pirates Of The Caribbean[/b:2y2jrade]
Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love
[b:2y2jrade]The Matrix[/b:2y2jrade]
Neo: Yeah. That sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about... I give you the finger... and you give me my phone call?
Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson... you disappoint me.
Neo: You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call.
Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
Maximus: I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
Commodus: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?
Maximus: You must know. He was your father.
Commodus: You loved my father, I know. But so did I. That makes us brothers, doesn't it? Smile for me now, brother
[b:2y2jrade]Pirates Of The Caribbean[/b:2y2jrade]
Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love
[b:2y2jrade]The Matrix[/b:2y2jrade]
Neo: Yeah. That sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about... I give you the finger... and you give me my phone call?
Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson... you disappoint me.
Neo: You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call.
Agent Smith: Tell me, Mr. Anderson... what good is a phone call... if you're unable to speak?
Monty Python är bland det bästa i humorväg någonsin så därför tänkte jag plocka ut lite citat från deras filmer:
[b:3t1rxriq]Monty python and the holy grail:[/b:3t1rxriq]
French Soldier (John Cleese): I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right?
King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Tim: There are some who call me... Tim.
Knight 1: ...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!
[b:3t1rxriq]Life of Brian:[/b:3t1rxriq]
Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brians mother: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brians mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "
Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
(silence)
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Pontius Pilate: So, youw fawtha was a Woman. Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrison.
Pontius Pilate: What was his name?
Brian: Nottius Maximus, sir.
(the Centurion giggles)
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do you have anyone in your gawwison by that name?
Centurion: No, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you seem awfully suwe, have you checked?
Centurion: I think it's a joke, sir. Sort of like... uh... Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus.
Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Its a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus. "
(guard laughs)
Pontius Pilate: WIGHT! THAT'S IT!
Centurion: Oh, but sir...
Pontius Pilate: No, no, no. I want him fighting weally, wild, wavish animals by the mowning!
och många många fler... Ibland måste man nästan ha sett filmerna för att förstå den briljanta humorn! 
[b:3t1rxriq]Monty python and the holy grail:[/b:3t1rxriq]
French Soldier (John Cleese): I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right?
King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?
Tim: There are some who call me... Tim.
Knight 1: ...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!
[b:3t1rxriq]Life of Brian:[/b:3t1rxriq]
Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brians mother: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brians mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "
Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
(silence)
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Pontius Pilate: So, youw fawtha was a Woman. Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrison.
Pontius Pilate: What was his name?
Brian: Nottius Maximus, sir.
(the Centurion giggles)
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do you have anyone in your gawwison by that name?
Centurion: No, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you seem awfully suwe, have you checked?
Centurion: I think it's a joke, sir. Sort of like... uh... Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus.
Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Its a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus. "
(guard laughs)
Pontius Pilate: WIGHT! THAT'S IT!
Centurion: Oh, but sir...
Pontius Pilate: No, no, no. I want him fighting weally, wild, wavish animals by the mowning!
och många många fler...
Ibland måste man nästan ha sett filmerna för att förstå den briljanta humorn!
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Monty Phyton-filmernas dialoger är genialiska. De är både nyskapande och man kan se om dem och skratta minst lika mycket varje gång.
Hehe jo,så sant,blir o se Life Of Brian snart igen alltså. Men lär nog bli nu till jul hursomhelst.
Lite sköna citat från [i:l8qhwtii]Layer Cake[/i:l8qhwtii]:
"Oh, you give a fuckin' asprin a headache, pal!"
"England. Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends."
"Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining."
Morty: Why did you keep the gun?
Gene: I know it sounds silly now, but it was my favorite.
Morty: You better not let the other guns know you have a favorite.
och min signatur!
"Oh, you give a fuckin' asprin a headache, pal!"
"England. Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends."
"Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining."
Morty: Why did you keep the gun?
Gene: I know it sounds silly now, but it was my favorite.
Morty: You better not let the other guns know you have a favorite.
och min signatur!
Det våras för galningarna, Mel Brooks:
You wanna X-ray my selleri, as well? Do you think we hide dope in it? It's not for dope, it's for dip![i:e6eaanks] [/i:e6eaanks]
You wanna X-ray my selleri, as well? Do you think we hide dope in it? It's not for dope, it's for dip![i:e6eaanks]
[/i:e6eaanks]
Det är så sant Richie,riktigt sköna repliker i den alltså:P
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Ingen klassiker kanske men skön replik ändå:
- Tell me you don't love me.
- I don't love you!
- Liar!
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Och några från en av de bästa filmerna med mååånga bra citat :
- Can they hear you?
- Who?
- Your family. In the afterlife.
- Oh yes.
- What do you say to them?
- To my son - I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business.
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- Do you find it difficult to do your duty?
- Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to.
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- Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
- Brothers, what we do in life... echoes in eternity.
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Ni får själva lista ut vilken/vilka filmer dom är ifrån =)
(borde inte vara allt för svårt, bara kika lite till vänster)
- Tell me you don't love me.
- I don't love you!
- Liar!
_________________________________________________________
Och några från en av de bästa filmerna med mååånga bra citat :
- Can they hear you?
- Who?
- Your family. In the afterlife.
- Oh yes.
- What do you say to them?
- To my son - I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business.
_________________________________________________________
- Do you find it difficult to do your duty?
- Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to.
_________________________________________________________
- Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
- Brothers, what we do in life... echoes in eternity.
_________________________________________________________
Ni får själva lista ut vilken/vilka filmer dom är ifrån =)
(borde inte vara allt för svårt, bara kika lite till vänster)
Hehe,tycker om ett citat som kommer från ett Family Guy avsnitt.
Det går ungefär såhär :
"You know mom,they say that life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get. Your life on the other hand,ARE LIKE A BOX OF DEADLY GRENADES!"
det e stewie som säger det till lois,grymt rolig scen:P
Det går ungefär såhär :
"You know mom,they say that life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get. Your life on the other hand,ARE LIKE A BOX OF DEADLY GRENADES!"
det e stewie som säger det till lois,grymt rolig scen:P
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Den här dialogen e såå himla skön, den e från The Long Kiss Goodnight:
Mitch: Ahaha, dont give attityde, sir, so you assume that l wount
shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knowes when you
make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and
"mption". Now l´m seargent Manigan, Vice, now if cop tu
jerk of, l´ll see to you´ll spend the next ten years gettin
assfucked, and if they throw you out for my arrest was
violent, l´ll persionally hire men to assfuck you for the
next ten years, soo if you´re an assfuckin-fan you´ll
go ahead and mouth of, meanwhile, you´re under
arrest for the crime of prostitution, read up his rights.....
Mitch: Ahaha, dont give attityde, sir, so you assume that l wount
shoot your sorry ass, and everyone knowes when you
make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and
"mption". Now l´m seargent Manigan, Vice, now if cop tu
jerk of, l´ll see to you´ll spend the next ten years gettin
assfucked, and if they throw you out for my arrest was
violent, l´ll persionally hire men to assfuck you for the
next ten years, soo if you´re an assfuckin-fan you´ll
go ahead and mouth of, meanwhile, you´re under
arrest for the crime of prostitution, read up his rights.....
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"Speak into the microphone, squid-brain!"
Gary Buseys replik när han sticker en revolver i ansiktet på en knarkhandlande nazist (Point Break).
Gary Buseys replik när han sticker en revolver i ansiktet på en knarkhandlande nazist (Point Break).
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[quote="Spikey":2v2x36f1]Hehe,tycker om ett citat som kommer från ett Family Guy avsnitt.
Det går ungefär såhär :
"You know mom,they say that life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get. Your life on the other hand,ARE LIKE A BOX OF DEADLY GRENADES!"
det e stewie som säger det till lois,grymt rolig scen:P[/quote:2v2x36f1]För att vara exakt :):
You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. For you on the other hand, it's like A BOX OF HAND GRENADES!
[b:2v2x36f1]FIGHT CLUB[/b:2v2x36f1]
Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Narrator: What? In the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid.
Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge.
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Tyler Durden: Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything.
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.
Blev kanske lite mycket, men finns typ femtio till - minst.
Det går ungefär såhär :
"You know mom,they say that life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get. Your life on the other hand,ARE LIKE A BOX OF DEADLY GRENADES!"
det e stewie som säger det till lois,grymt rolig scen:P[/quote:2v2x36f1]För att vara exakt :):
You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. For you on the other hand, it's like A BOX OF HAND GRENADES!
[b:2v2x36f1]FIGHT CLUB[/b:2v2x36f1]
Tyler Durden: Fuck off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.
Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Narrator: What? In the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid.
Tyler Durden: Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
Narrator: I am Jack's smirking revenge.
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Tyler Durden: Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything.
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Tyler Durden: The things you own end up owning you.
Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
Narrator: I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.
Blev kanske lite mycket, men finns typ femtio till - minst.
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Lite sköna repliker från Pirates of the Caribbean...
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Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.
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Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
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Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.
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Jack Sparrow: Scarlet.
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
[a blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.
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Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.
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Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
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Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.
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Jack Sparrow: Scarlet.
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I'm not sure I deserved that.
[a blond woman approaches]
Jack Sparrow: Giselle.
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[She slaps him]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.
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Detta citatet är nog det bästa/löjligaste/sämsta/roligaste/töntigaste någonsin (jag vet inte hur det gick ihop, men ändå)
Steven Segal säger: I'm gonne take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!
Jag skrattar alltid lika mycket när jag hör/läser detta citatet.
Steven Segal säger: I'm gonne take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!
Jag skrattar alltid lika mycket när jag hör/läser detta citatet.
Archimedes från Svärdet i stenen har jättemånga sköna repliker.
Har ingen favorit, men denna är bra:
[i:3953odgu]Spola ner dig, gubbe![/i:3953odgu]
Har ingen favorit, men denna är bra:
[i:3953odgu]Spola ner dig, gubbe![/i:3953odgu]