Här är då tanken att vi ska samla sköna filmrepliker. Roliga, tänkvärda, osv. Både från nya och gamla filmer. Jag inleder med en favorit från [url=http://www.moviezine.se/filmsidor/hittanemo.shtml:g8nj6bcl]"Hitta Nemo"[/url:g8nj6bcl]:
[i:g8nj6bcl]"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy. Come on, squishy. Come on, little squishy."[/i:g8nj6bcl]
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Jag såg inte så många star wars citat så jag tänkte bidra med några sånna (med reservationer för eventuella felstavningar):
[i:7q0i2ixn]"Can some-one get this walking carpet out of my way!"
"I take orders from one person, me"
"It's a wonder you are still alive"
"You half-witted! scruffy looking... nerf herder!"
"Who's scruffy looking?!"
"I don't know were you get your delutions from lazer-brain"
"It's not over yet"
"It is for me sister, I ain't in it for your revolution, I'm in it for the money. I expect to get payed"
"If money is al that you whant that is what you'll get"
"She's rich, powerfull... the revard will be... well far more than you can imagine!"
"I can imagine quite a bit"
"I'd rather kiss a wookie!"
"I can arange that, you could use a good kiss!!"[/i:7q0i2ixn]
[i:7q0i2ixn]"Can some-one get this walking carpet out of my way!"
"I take orders from one person, me"
"It's a wonder you are still alive"
"You half-witted! scruffy looking... nerf herder!"
"Who's scruffy looking?!"
"I don't know were you get your delutions from lazer-brain"
"It's not over yet"
"It is for me sister, I ain't in it for your revolution, I'm in it for the money. I expect to get payed"
"If money is al that you whant that is what you'll get"
"She's rich, powerfull... the revard will be... well far more than you can imagine!"
"I can imagine quite a bit"
"I'd rather kiss a wookie!"
"I can arange that, you could use a good kiss!!"[/i:7q0i2ixn]
[quote="Richie":1vcjmniq]Tyler Durden: Jag vet inte om du var ironisk där, det kanske du inte var...jag tycker hur som helst att det är den överlägset värsta repliken i hela X-Men-trilogin. När jag hörde Vinne Jones säga det kände jag ungefär så här:
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Kanske inte den absolut bästa repliken i filmen, men jag tyckte att den var klockren. Var den enda one-linern som Ratner lyckades få till. Alla andra i filmen var så dåliga, att den här blev överlägset bäst.
Ett helt underbart citat från Yrrol:
[i:1vcjmniq]"Blanda inte in mig i vårt förhållande."[/i:1vcjmniq]
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Kanske inte den absolut bästa repliken i filmen, men jag tyckte att den var klockren. Var den enda one-linern som Ratner lyckades få till. Alla andra i filmen var så dåliga, att den här blev överlägset bäst.
Ett helt underbart citat från Yrrol:
[i:1vcjmniq]"Blanda inte in mig i vårt förhållande."[/i:1vcjmniq]
här är lite bidrag--
You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and say thats the " bad guy "..
Dracula: Very impressive hunt. Such power.
Buffy: That was no hunt. That was just another day on the job. Care to step up for some overtime?
Dracula: We're not going to fight.
Buffy: Do you know what a Slayer is?
Dracula: Do you?
Buffy: Who are you?
Dracula: I apologize. I assumed you knew. I am Dracula.
Buffy: Get out!
Faith: When I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away. I only know one thing: that I'm gonna win, and they're gonna lose. I like that feeling.
Buffy: Well sure, beats that "dead" feeling you get when they win and you lose.
Buffy: It's over.
Spike: I've memorized this tune, luv. Think I have the sheet music. Doesn't change what you want.
Buffy: I know that. I do want you. Being with you ... makes things ... simpler. For a little while.
Spike: I don't call five hours straight a little while.
Buffy: I'm using you. I can't love you. I'm just ... being weak, and selfish...
Spike: Really not complaining here
Buffy: Have I ever let you down?
Giles: Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?
Buffy: Mom, the only way you get a new slayer is if the old slayer dies.
Joyce: Then that means you... When did you die? You never told me you died.
Buffy: It was just for a few minutes.
Giles: Alright. I'll just jump into my time machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.
The Master: You were destined to die, it was written.
Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written.
Giles: Might I have a word?
Buffy: Have a sentence even
Buffy: Does it ever get easy?
Giles: You mean life?
Buffy: Yeah, does it ever get easy?
Giles: What do you want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes. It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies... and everyone lives happily ever after.
Buffy: Liar.
Buffy: Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away.
Giles: Oh, please.
Spike: Giles, make her stop!
Giles: If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand.
(After finding Spike outside her house.)
Buffy: What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!
Spike: (counting on fingers) Out... for... a... walk... bitch.
Xander: Oh my God... Are you okay?
Buffy: Sure. How'd I get here?
Xander: You've got to stop doing this. I mean the dying thing is funny once. Maybe twice-
Willy: What are you gonna' do with him, anyway?
Spike: I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. (everyone looking at him) You Englishmen are always so... (pauses) Bloody hell! (ticks off on his fingers) Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!
Buffy: Get dressed. Dawn's missing.
Spike: Again? Ever think about a Lojack for the girl?
Riley: I hear ya. Got some, uh ... big stories to tell you to. If we ever get half a second.
Buffy: Did you die?
Riley: No.
Buffy: I'm gonna win.
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You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and say thats the " bad guy "..
Dracula: Very impressive hunt. Such power.
Buffy: That was no hunt. That was just another day on the job. Care to step up for some overtime?
Dracula: We're not going to fight.
Buffy: Do you know what a Slayer is?
Dracula: Do you?
Buffy: Who are you?
Dracula: I apologize. I assumed you knew. I am Dracula.
Buffy: Get out!
Faith: When I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away. I only know one thing: that I'm gonna win, and they're gonna lose. I like that feeling.
Buffy: Well sure, beats that "dead" feeling you get when they win and you lose.
Buffy: It's over.
Spike: I've memorized this tune, luv. Think I have the sheet music. Doesn't change what you want.
Buffy: I know that. I do want you. Being with you ... makes things ... simpler. For a little while.
Spike: I don't call five hours straight a little while.
Buffy: I'm using you. I can't love you. I'm just ... being weak, and selfish...
Spike: Really not complaining here
Buffy: Have I ever let you down?
Giles: Do you want me to answer that, or shall I just glare?
Buffy: Mom, the only way you get a new slayer is if the old slayer dies.
Joyce: Then that means you... When did you die? You never told me you died.
Buffy: It was just for a few minutes.
Giles: Alright. I'll just jump into my time machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.
Buffy: Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm.
The Master: You were destined to die, it was written.
Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written.
Giles: Might I have a word?
Buffy: Have a sentence even
Buffy: Does it ever get easy?
Giles: You mean life?
Buffy: Yeah, does it ever get easy?
Giles: What do you want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes. It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies... and everyone lives happily ever after.
Buffy: Liar.
Buffy: Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away.
Giles: Oh, please.
Spike: Giles, make her stop!
Giles: If those two don't kill each other, I might lend a hand.
(After finding Spike outside her house.)
Buffy: What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!
Spike: (counting on fingers) Out... for... a... walk... bitch.
Xander: Oh my God... Are you okay?
Buffy: Sure. How'd I get here?
Xander: You've got to stop doing this. I mean the dying thing is funny once. Maybe twice-
Willy: What are you gonna' do with him, anyway?
Spike: I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know.
Spike: Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. (everyone looking at him) You Englishmen are always so... (pauses) Bloody hell! (ticks off on his fingers) Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks, oh God! I'm English!
Buffy: Get dressed. Dawn's missing.
Spike: Again? Ever think about a Lojack for the girl?
Riley: I hear ya. Got some, uh ... big stories to tell you to. If we ever get half a second.
Buffy: Did you die?
Riley: No.
Buffy: I'm gonna win.
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Obi Wan kenobi till Anakin i Ep II:
[i:13adj965]"You will be the death of me"[/i:13adj965]
[i:13adj965]"You will be the death of me"[/i:13adj965]
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"One, two, Freddy's coming for you
Three, Four, Better lock your door
Five, Six, grab your crucifix
Seven, Eight, gonna stay up late
Nine, Ten, Never Sleep again..." - Barnen i Springwood i de olika Terror på elm Street filmerna.
I'm here - Freddy Krueger
Come to Freddy! - Freddy Krueger
Why wont you die!? - Freddy, när han slogs mot Jason.
Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?! - Pinhead, Hellraiser 4
Pain and pleasure. Indevidebal. - Frank, Hellraiser 1
Welcome to Hell - Pinhead, Hellraiser 5
Three, Four, Better lock your door
Five, Six, grab your crucifix
Seven, Eight, gonna stay up late
Nine, Ten, Never Sleep again..." - Barnen i Springwood i de olika Terror på elm Street filmerna.
I'm here - Freddy Krueger
Come to Freddy! - Freddy Krueger
Why wont you die!? - Freddy, när han slogs mot Jason.
Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?! - Pinhead, Hellraiser 4
Pain and pleasure. Indevidebal. - Frank, Hellraiser 1
Welcome to Hell - Pinhead, Hellraiser 5
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Denna från Deep Blue Sea är ganska härlig.
[i:1asq5l5f]What you've done is taken God's oldest killing machine and given it will and desire. What you've done is knocked us all the way to the bottom of the Goddamn food chain. That's not a great leap foward in my book. [/i:1asq5l5f]
[i:1asq5l5f]What you've done is taken God's oldest killing machine and given it will and desire. What you've done is knocked us all the way to the bottom of the Goddamn food chain. That's not a great leap foward in my book. [/i:1asq5l5f]
Tkr min signatur är en av dom skönaste på länge!(såg filmen nyligen just därför)
Liar Liar:
[i:1a8slfe5]- My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.[/i:1a8slfe5]
[i:1a8slfe5]- That's just something ugly people say.[/i:1a8slfe5]
Liar Liar:
[i:1a8slfe5]- My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.[/i:1a8slfe5]
[i:1a8slfe5]- That's just something ugly people say.[/i:1a8slfe5]
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Material Girls:
[i:2h1rqjyc]- Så konstigt att inte sova hemma
- Konstigare att inte ha någon hem[/i:2h1rqjyc]
[i:2h1rqjyc]- Så konstigt att inte sova hemma
- Konstigare att inte ha någon hem[/i:2h1rqjyc]
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- Im not Dutch Schultz.
- No, you are Lucky.
- No, you are Lucky.
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Från Titta vi flyger:
a:Surely, you can´t be serious?
b:I am serious, and don´t call me Shirley!
Från Pulp Fiction:
c:You wanna dance?
d:No, no, no...
c:...no, no, no, no, i remember that Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever i want to, now i wanna dance, i want that trofy, so dance good.
Från The big Lebowski:
e:It´s like Lennin said, you look for the person that´s benefit and, you know.
f:I am the walruss?
g:That fucking bitch!
f:I am the walruss.
e:Yeah, you know.
g:That fucking bitch!
f:I am the walruss.
g:That fucking... Shut the fuck up Donny, W.I Lennin, Wladimir, Iljaniv, Uljinov!
f:What the fuck is he talking about?
a:Surely, you can´t be serious?
b:I am serious, and don´t call me Shirley!
Från Pulp Fiction:
c:You wanna dance?
d:No, no, no...
c:...no, no, no, no, i remember that Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever i want to, now i wanna dance, i want that trofy, so dance good.
Från The big Lebowski:
e:It´s like Lennin said, you look for the person that´s benefit and, you know.
f:I am the walruss?
g:That fucking bitch!
f:I am the walruss.
e:Yeah, you know.
g:That fucking bitch!
f:I am the walruss.
g:That fucking... Shut the fuck up Donny, W.I Lennin, Wladimir, Iljaniv, Uljinov!
f:What the fuck is he talking about?
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Från [b:2apk2i2w]Factory Girl[/b:2apk2i2w]:
Musician: "Lady, you don't know shit about shit!"
Documentarian: "Some people say that your works are pornographic"
Andy Warhol: "Oh yeah........ Isn't that great?"
[b:2apk2i2w]Flushed Away[/b:2apk2i2w]:
Roddy: She's a lady! Ouuuwoouuwoooh! She's a lady1 And she got big underpaaaaants!
Toad: Are you laughing at my pain!
Le Frog: Yes, i'm laughing at EVERYBODYS pain, except my own - I'm French hehehe!
[b:2apk2i2w]Driving Lessons[/b:2apk2i2w]
Ben: Oh my God... You swallowed the key!
Evie: Ah, what a relief, he swears.
Ben: YOU SWALLOWED THE FUCKING KEY!
Evie: ... Getting better.
[b:2apk2i2w]Life as a House[/b:2apk2i2w]
Sam: I think you have to have a door, between where you cook and where you crap.
George: He can hate me, you can hate me. He can try to kill me when i'm asleep, i don't care. Sam is spending the summer with me. He's my son, he's 16 - THAT'S IT!
Adam: Can i hate you too?
George: You can do whatever you want.
Musician: "Lady, you don't know shit about shit!"
Documentarian: "Some people say that your works are pornographic"
Andy Warhol: "Oh yeah........ Isn't that great?"
[b:2apk2i2w]Flushed Away[/b:2apk2i2w]:
Roddy: She's a lady! Ouuuwoouuwoooh! She's a lady1 And she got big underpaaaaants!
Toad: Are you laughing at my pain!
Le Frog: Yes, i'm laughing at EVERYBODYS pain, except my own - I'm French hehehe!
[b:2apk2i2w]Driving Lessons[/b:2apk2i2w]
Ben: Oh my God... You swallowed the key!
Evie: Ah, what a relief, he swears.
Ben: YOU SWALLOWED THE FUCKING KEY!
Evie: ... Getting better.
[b:2apk2i2w]Life as a House[/b:2apk2i2w]
Sam: I think you have to have a door, between where you cook and where you crap.
George: He can hate me, you can hate me. He can try to kill me when i'm asleep, i don't care. Sam is spending the summer with me. He's my son, he's 16 - THAT'S IT!
Adam: Can i hate you too?
George: You can do whatever you want.
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[b:3h6wppg9]Alien 3[/b:3h6wppg9]
[i:3h6wppg9]- FUCK!!![/i:3h6wppg9]
[i:3h6wppg9]- FUCK!!![/i:3h6wppg9]
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Det har man ju aldrig hört förut
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Ja, i princip alla scener med Walter är minnesvärda.
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[i:1j3m0lf8]"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time... to die. "[/i:1j3m0lf8]
[i:1thp00gz]"Great! Just what I need... Nancy fuckin Drew..."[/i:1thp00gz]
Fantastic four:
Dr Doom: Call me Doom
Dr Doom: Call me Doom
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[i:43cylq8i]Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?[/i:43cylq8i]
Spider-man 3
Peter till Harry: Is little goblin gonna cry now?
Peter till Harry: Is little goblin gonna cry now?